17 Sep, 2008
Barely Awake In Frog Pajamas inspired this post after I wrote about the music played during the Democratic convention this year. You see, there are certain songs that are played over and over at campaign events. As a former political operative, I actually made a playlist of songs once to keep the crowd exuberant.
But there are some songs that are played just way too much. It’s almost like a drinking game - it just ain’t a politicalrally without hearing them:
- “Celebration” - Kool & the Gang. Yay! Our campaign is fun! There’s a party going on right here! It’s also the whitest song ever written by an African American artist! (Also qualifies as the most overused sports song, party song, and well, most overused song in general)
- “Don’t Stop” - Fleetwood Mac. Bill Clinton took a bland yet pleasant 70s song and turned it into his own haunting anthem. As a result, I get hives whenever I hear it.
- “September” - Earth, Wind & Fire. I’m not sure why campaigns use this song, since the elections are in November, but nevertheless, I believe both parties used it at their conventions as filler music. Why? Again with the white people. We can’t name a single Curtis Mayfield or Nina Simone song, but we know all the words to “September.”
- “Taking Care of Business” - Bachman Turner Overdrive. Oh, you crazy politicians! You’re gonna go to Washington, bust into the Capitol and “take care of business.” There’s even a song about it! Get it? I think old pasty politicians use this song because they think it makes them seem hip with that young rock ‘n’ roll crowd, but God, it’s so dated, so middle of the road, it makes them seem even older.
- “Born in the USA” - Bruce Springsteen. To paraphrase Inigo Montoya, “You keep playing that song. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
- “Beautiful Day” - U2. Obama recently branched out a little and played another U2 song from the same album, which is a step in the right direction. Maybe politicians should be playing something from ‘War” or “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb” instead.
- “God Bless the U.S.A.” - Lee Greenwood. I must confess that I’ve never heard this at a rally or convention, but I’m sure it’s been done. So for all of you politicians who are thinking of using it…don’t. Please don’t.
- “This is Our Country” - John Mellencamp. The first time I heard this, I expected it to be in a campaign event very soon. Come to think of it, the first time I heard it, it was on a Chevy commercial. He was already marketing it!, You can’t get more American than Chevrolet, apple pie and kissin’ babies.
- “We Are Family” - Sister Sledge. Another song that seems to say it all in the title (Yes! We’re a happy family! One big melting pot!), which is good, because most people know only the chorus.
- “Independence Day” - Martina McBride. The Republicans love this one, cuz it’s country, and the lyrics are about letting “freedom ring.” I’m getting a lump in my throat just hearing it in my head. No, wait, that’s bile.
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13 Sep, 2008
Hey! Remember me? 
So it’s been a few weeks since I started brainwashing introducing my kids to high-quality pop music, and Any Major Dude has asked for an update, so here it is:
Some songs are sticking better than others. My 6-year-old has “Come On Eileen” on a loop on her Barbie iPod, and I’m pretty sure that she can’t understand the lyrics to the chorus (”With you in that dress, my thoughts I confess, verge on dirty” - Before I saw the lyrics I thought the last line was “vuhdge uh duh tuh”). She and her younger sister both like “Lollipop,” especially - you guessed it - the part where you stick your finger in your mouth to make the pop sound.
There have been a few surprises, too. She really likes “Stop! In the Name of Love,” which I debated on whether to include. And the “Dancing Queen” worm has yet to invade her brain, which surprises me. In fact, thanks to the endless commercials, the one ABBA song she is singing around the house is “Mamma Mia.”
On a side note, my 3-year-old wonders why Madness’ house is in the middle of the street and whether the cars will hurt the house. As a result, I feel validated in my decision not to include “The Safety Dance.” (”Daddy, why don’t his friends dance? Why aren’t they his friends any more if they don’t dance? Is it safe to dance?”)
It’s been such a success, I’ve created a nighttime CD for them as well. But that’s for another day.
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3 Sep, 2008
A few weeks ago, my family took a road trip - about two hours, but long enough that I knew I couldn’t take The Wiggles and Kidz Bop! for an extended period of time. So I decided to put my iPod into action and created a playlist designed to entertain, enlighten and educate my kids on good music.
When my first daughter was born, I had visions of playing U2, the Beatles and Radiohead to her, wanting to fill her mind only with high-quality music, thereby shaping her musical evolution. In reality, though, I discovered that kids like simple, bouncy music that makes them happy. (The fact that most of my music falls into this category was not lost on me - slightly worrisome, IMO) Shoegaze, goth, punk - they don’t really get it.
Going through my collection, I noticed four trends emerging from the choices I picked:
- Show tunes. Kids gravitate toward soundtracks and show tunes from kid-friendly musicals. As a result, I have choices from Annie, The Sound of Music and Singin’ in the Rain.
- The 50s and 60s. Warning - Gross generalization alert: I’ve always thought that most 50s and 60s music were like prehistoric times - the same bass line, same harmonies and simplistic lyrics. That formula, though, seems ideal for young kids. “Da Doo Ron Ron,” The Supremes, and other girl groups are all on the playlist. If it wouldn’t have driven me crazy, I’m sure they would have loved “Yakety Yak” and “Purple People Eater.”
- 80s songs. More my influence than any of the others. I did notice some simplicity and melody among some of the more novel songs of that decade - “Mickey,” “Come on Eileen” and “Our House” made the cut.
- Ringo. The Beatles tried to find simple songs for him to sing - he didn’t have the most melodic voice - and it showed on my playlist.
Here’s what I came up with:
- “Maybe” (Annie)
- “The Hard-Knock Life” (Annie)
- “Tomorrow” (Annie)
- “Come On Eileen” - Dexys Midnight Runners
- “Where Did Our Love Go” - The Supremes
- “Stop! In The Name of Love” - The Supremes
- “ABC” - The Jackson Five
- “Yellow Submarine” - The Beatles
- “Octopus’ Garden” - The Beatles
- “You’re Sixteen” - Ringo Starr
- “Breakout” - Swing Out Sister
- “Friday I’m in Love” - The Cure (I’m starting them on Goth light)
- “Got My Mind Set on You” - George Harrison
- “I Found Love” - The Free Design
- “Singin’ in the Rain”
- “Good Morning” (Singin’ in the Rain)
- “Do-Re-Mi” (The Sound of Music)
- “The Sound of Music”
- “My Favorite Things” (The Sound of Music)
- “That Thing You Do!” - The Wonders
- “Mickey” - Toni Basil
- “Our House” - Madness
- “Da Doo Ron Ron” - The Crystals
- “Lollipop” - The Chordettes
- “Dancing Queen” - ABBA
- “Our Lips Are Sealed” - The Go-Gos
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